A Glimpse Into My ADD Mind...Keys, Purses, Confusion
Sunday, February 21, 2010
, Posted by JD at 3:43 PM
Inside my head:
"Where did I put my keys...oh I know on the coat hook, I've been pretty good about putting them there." *goes to coat hook* "Shit! Not there. Hmm. Oh yeah, they're probably in my purse...I remember thinking that keys should probably be kept in my purse since I never have my keys without my purse. Well, unless I go running...or a quick run to the store...maybe putting them in my purse isn't such a good idea especially since I change purses almost everyday...
I should probably put them on my lanyard. But then again I don't take my lanyard to work. I guess I could start though? I could probably make a couple extra sets of keys, put one on the coat hook, one on the lanyard, and one in my purse. I should write that down before I forget. I need a piece of paper. Oh no no no. I'll put it in my phone! Well...I've been trying to keep a paper calendar since it's more visual than the phone so yeah I'll put it there...but then again I can set alerts in my blackberry.
Hmm maybe I'll write it in my calendar AND my phone. Good idea. Double backup. Where's my calendar. Shit! It's at work. I'll put it in my phone now with a reminder to write it in my calendar when I get to work. Okay, where's my phone? Probably in my purse from yesterday. Which purse did I carry yesterday? I don't remember. Shit. I wonder what I wore yesterday. That's so weird. I don't remember what I wore haahah Oh well..." *checks nearest purse*
"Damn. Not there. oh god, I'm gonna be late for work" *runs upstairs and searches frantically for phone, runs back downstairs* Ugh! WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PHONE. *gets angry...hears it ringing...gets happy... and runs back upstairs, finds phone behind bed* "Ah! Here it is!" *looks at the time* "Oh god! I've gotta get out of here. *runs back downstairs* "okay, time to go. Shoot, I forgot my lunch. I wonder if I even have time to grab it." *paralyzed in thought* "I don't know...I guess I could buy something at work. But then again, I'm trying to eat healthier. *still standing still thinking...5 minutes passes* hmm, maybe I'll just grab a protein shake. Dammit, I forgot to make it last night. Okay, let me get out of here." *grabs purse and laptop goes to the door* "Oh Shit! Where are my keys?"
THIS!!!
Story of my damn life!
hahahaha, that is sooo me! Girl that is me all day long! Back up and down, never getting the orginal thing from the initial trip -- I think I am premature senile, LMAO!
Yeah. That's my life. And I also have to deal with my mother's scatterbrained ways, so.....yeah. Fun times. Lol.
I do this ALL THE TIME... except I take pride in my ability to bring it back home and full circle. LOLOL
I LOVE YOU and your blog...a day in the life of Jess is much like a day in the life of Slim Goody, except I would have been late for work as soon as I woke up and I would have left with the door unlocked...lol
omg i can sooooooooooooooo relate...i love ur blog!! u r a friend in my head lol